Funny Thanksgiving Sweatshirt – White Wine Nutrition Facts
🍂 Hand-illustrated original designs📦 Printed fresh — ships in 2–4 business days
Funny Thanksgiving Sweatshirt – White Wine Nutrition Facts
🍂 Hand-illustrated original designs📦 Printed fresh — ships in 2–4 business days
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Cozy White Wine Facts Sweatshirt
Stay warm and witty this holiday season with our "White Wine Nutritional Facts" Sweatshirt. This design humorously breaks down "white wine" into its "calories" and "nutritional" components, making it a must-have for anyone who enjoys a glass (or two) and a good laugh. Perfect for staying cozy during long family dinners or casual Friendsgiving get-togethers, this sweatshirt combines comfort with clever style.
Why You'll Love It
- Know exactly what you're drinking, one sip at a time.
- The only label you need for your favorite pour.
- Perfect for the wine connoisseur who appreciates the details.
- Ultra-soft fabric for maximum warmth and comfort.
Why We Designed This
We started Thanksgiving Shirts because we know the holiday season is a marathon, not a sprint, and you need apparel that keeps up. The "White Wine Nutritional Facts" design was inspired by those moments of shared laughter over a bottle. We wanted to create something that felt both smart and incredibly cozy, a piece that you can relax in while still making a statement. It’s about enjoying the simple, funny things in life.
Family Thanksgiving Field Notes
This sweatshirt is perfect for the host who needs to be comfortable while juggling a million things, or for the guest who plans on settling in for the long haul. It’s also a fantastic choice for travel days or post-meal lounging. Pair it with leggings or jeans for an effortlessly casual and humorous look.
Perfect For
- Relaxed holiday gatherings
- Cozy nights in with friends
- Friendsgiving celebrations
- A fun gift for wine lovers
- ✓ Humorous "White Wine Nutritional Facts" label graphic.
- ✓ Features witty text with "calories" and "nutritional" details.
- ✓ Bold typography in a timeless black and white.
- ✓ Cozy, warm fabric perfect for cooler weather.
- ✓ Durable construction for lasting comfort and wear.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this sweatshirt warm enough for a chilly Thanksgiving evening?
Yes, our sweatshirts are made from a cozy, warm material blend, perfect for keeping you comfortable during cooler Thanksgiving evenings or indoor gatherings.
How does the 'White Wine Nutritional Facts' design look on a sweatshirt?
The typography design stands out clearly on the sweatshirt fabric, offering a fun and witty statement piece that's perfect for wine enthusiasts looking to stay warm and stylish.
What is the fit of the sweatshirt like?
Our sweatshirts generally offer a relaxed, comfortable fit, making them ideal for lounging around the house during the holidays or for casual wear at parties.
Would this be a good gift for someone who loves white wine?
Absolutely! This 'White Wine Nutritional Facts' sweatshirt is a fantastic gift for any white wine lover. It's practical, humorous, and perfect for the holiday season.
Can you confirm the 'nutritional facts' details on the sweatshirt design?
The design prominently features 'White Wine' at the top, followed by a mock nutritional label including Calories 125, Total Fat 0g, Cholesterol 7.4g, Sodium 146g, Total Carbohydrates 4g, Protein 0.1g, and percentages for vitamins and minerals.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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