Funny Thanksgiving Hoodie – White Wine Nutrition Facts
🍂 Hand-illustrated original designs📦 Printed fresh — ships in 2–4 business days
Funny Thanksgiving Hoodie – White Wine Nutrition Facts
🍂 Hand-illustrated original designs📦 Printed fresh — ships in 2–4 business days
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Warm White Wine Facts Hoodie
Wrap yourself in humor and warmth with our "White Wine Nutritional Facts" Hoodie. This design playfully presents "white wine" as a nutritional label, complete with "calories" and "nutritional" details, offering a witty statement piece for any wine enthusiast. It's the perfect blend of cozy comfort and conversational charm, ideal for keeping warm during holiday festivities or casual hangouts.
Why You'll Love It
- Know exactly what you're drinking, one sip at a time.
- The only label you need for your favorite pour.
- Perfect for the wine connoisseur who appreciates the details.
- Plush, warm fabric with a convenient front pocket.
Why We Designed This
We created Thanksgiving Shirts to make holiday dressing easy and fun. The "White Wine Nutritional Facts" hoodie was born from the idea that even the simplest pleasures, like a glass of wine, can be celebrated with a laugh. We wanted to design something that felt like a warm hug – both physically and metaphorically – for anyone who appreciates good wine and good humor. It’s for those who find joy in the details.
Family Thanksgiving Field Notes
This hoodie is your ultimate companion for a laid-back Thanksgiving weekend. It's perfect for the host who needs to stay warm while greeting guests, or for anyone looking for maximum comfort while enjoying the holiday chaos. It’s also a great option for post-dinner relaxation or casual outings during the holiday season.
Perfect For
- Cozy holiday lounging
- Casual Friendsgiving events
- Travel days during the holidays
- A humorous gift for wine lovers
- ✓ Clever "White Wine Nutritional Facts" label design.
- ✓ Witty "calories" and "nutritional" breakdown for laughs.
- ✓ Bold, classic typography in black and white.
- ✓ Warm, soft fleece-lined interior for ultimate comfort.
- ✓ Functional front pocket and adjustable drawstring hood.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the hoodie practical for Thanksgiving gatherings?
Yes, the hoodie is very practical. It offers warmth with its hood and front pocket, making it comfortable for both indoor and outdoor Thanksgiving activities or casual celebrations.
How does the 'White Wine Nutritional Facts' design appear on the hoodie?
The typography design looks great on the hoodie, providing a bold and humorous statement. The print is durable and clearly displays the mock nutritional label, making it a fun piece for wine enthusiasts.
What is the material like for these hoodies?
Our hoodies are crafted from a soft, comfortable blend of cotton and polyester, designed to provide warmth and a pleasant feel against the skin, perfect for the holiday season.
Would this hoodie make a good gift for a white wine lover?
Absolutely! A hoodie is a practical and appreciated gift, and the funny 'White Wine Nutritional Facts' design adds a unique, humorous touch that any white wine aficionado would love.
What are the specific 'nutritional facts' listed on the white wine design?
The design humorously presents 'White Wine' with details like Calories 125, Total Fat 0g, Cholesterol 7.4g, Sodium 146g, Total Carbohydrates 4g, Protein 0.1g, and percentages for Vitamin A, Vitamin C, Calcium, and Iron.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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