Funny Thanksgiving Long Sleeve Shirt – Red Wine Nutrition Facts
🍂 Hand-illustrated original designs📦 Printed fresh — ships in 2–4 business days
Funny Thanksgiving Long Sleeve Shirt – Red Wine Nutrition Facts
🍂 Hand-illustrated original designs📦 Printed fresh — ships in 2–4 business days
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Your Red Wine Nutrition Facts Long Sleeve Awaits
Everything you need to know about your favorite pour, right on your sleeve! This clever design mimics a classic nutrition facts label, humorously listing 'red wine' with its calorie count and a % Daily Value that's a little more fun than usual. It’s the perfect conversation starter for any gathering, especially when the wine is flowing.
Why You'll Love It
- Features a witty 'Red Wine Nutrition Facts' design in crisp white on a black background.
- A unique, typographic style that stands out from typical holiday apparel.
- Printed fresh just for you, ensuring a high-quality, durable graphic.
- Crafted from soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear during Thanksgiving festivities.
Why We Designed This
We've all been there, holding a glass and wondering, 'What *is* in this?' This design started as a joke among friends after a particularly long Friendsgiving prep. We wanted something that captured that moment of relaxed indulgence and the slightly absurd details we sometimes fixate on. It’s for anyone who appreciates a good glass of wine and a good laugh, especially when surrounded by family (or chosen family) during the holidays.
Family Thanksgiving Field Notes
When the main course is done and the dessert table is being prepped, the real conversations happen. This shirt is your subtle nod to the host, the one who knows how to keep the good times rolling. It’s a low-pressure way to show you’re in on the fun without being the center of attention.
Perfect For
- Casual Thanksgiving dinners and Friendsgivings.
- Wine tasting events or wine-themed parties.
- A humorous gift for the wine lover in your life.
- Relaxing at home during the holiday season.
- ✓ Witty 'Red Wine Nutrition Facts' typographic design.
- ✓ White text pops against a classic black background.
- ✓ A unique, humorous take on holiday apparel.
- ✓ Soft, breathable fabric for ultimate comfort.
- ✓ Classic unisex fit, perfect for layering.
Frequently Asked Questions
As the Thanksgiving Host, will this 'Red Wine Nutrition Facts' long sleeve be a hit with my guests who enjoy wine?
Absolutely! This design is a humorous take on wine appreciation, perfect for guests who love a glass of red during your Thanksgiving feast. It's a great conversation starter for the dinner table.
I'm the Travel-In Cousin looking for a funny shirt. How does this 'Red Wine Nutrition Facts' long sleeve stand out?
This long sleeve offers a witty, personality-forward design that's perfect for someone who appreciates a good laugh. It's a unique way to express your love for red wine in a playful, 'nutrition facts' style.
As a Gift-Giving Grandparent, will this 'Red Wine Nutrition Facts' long sleeve be suitable for my adult children who enjoy wine?
Yes, this long sleeve is an excellent choice for adult wine enthusiasts. The 'nutrition facts' design is a clever and humorous nod to their favorite beverage, making it a thoughtful and fun gift.
For my Friendsgiving, will this 'Red Wine Nutrition Facts' long sleeve be too much or just the right amount of irreverent?
This 'Red Wine Nutrition Facts' long sleeve strikes a perfect balance. It's funny and slightly irreverent without being over the top, making it ideal for a casual and enjoyable Friendsgiving gathering.
What's the overall feel of the 'Red Wine Nutrition Facts' design on the long sleeve?
The design mimics a classic nutrition label with 'red wine' as the item, listing humorous nutritional components. It's printed in white text on a black background, giving it a bold and eye-catching typography style.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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