Funny Thanksgiving V-Neck Shirt – Thicker Thighs & Pumpkin Pies
🍂 Hand-illustrated original designs📦 Printed fresh — ships in 2–4 business days
Funny Thanksgiving V-Neck Shirt – Thicker Thighs & Pumpkin Pies
🍂 Hand-illustrated original designs📦 Printed fresh — ships in 2–4 business days
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3005 Unisex Jersey V-Neck Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Thicker Thighs & Pumpkin Pies V-Neck Tee
Add a touch of groovy style to your Thanksgiving festivities with the "Thicker Thighs & Pumpkin Pies" V-Neck Tee. This eye-catching design features the playful phrase "thicker thighs & pumpkin pies" in a retro font, adorned with cheerful smiley flowers and a fun pizza slice. It’s the ideal shirt for anyone who believes that good food and good times go hand-in-hand during the fall season.
Why You'll Love It
- Original, exclusive retro illustration that’s full of personality.
- Comfortable V-neck cut offers a slightly more refined look.
- High-quality direct-to-garment printing for vibrant, lasting graphics.
- Coordinating family styles available to outfit the whole table.
Why We Designed This
We founded Thanksgiving Shirts to simplify holiday apparel for families. This "Thicker Thighs & Pumpkin Pies" design embodies the relaxed, joyful spirit of the holiday. We wanted to create something fun and relatable that celebrates the best parts of Thanksgiving – the food, the laughter, and the people – making it easy for hosts and guests alike to join in the fun.
Family Thanksgiving Field Notes
The V-neck style offers a versatile option that can be dressed up or down. It’s perfect for the host looking for something comfortable yet chic, or for a guest wanting to bring a fun, spirited gift. Pair it with your favorite denim or layered under a cozy cardigan for a complete fall look.
Perfect For
- Thanksgiving dinner and family gatherings.
- Friendsgiving parties and casual get-togethers.
- Fall-themed events and outings.
- Anyone who loves a playful, food-centric design.
- ✓ Retro groovy text "thicker thighs & pumpkin pies" with flowers.
- ✓ Includes a cute pizza slice graphic at the bottom.
- ✓ Unique, original artwork created by our team.
- ✓ Comfortable V-neck cut with a relaxed feel.
- ✓ Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the neckline like on the 'Thicker Thighs & Pumpkin Pies' V-Neck?
The V-Neck features a classic V-shaped neckline that offers a bit more openness and a flattering look, providing a stylish alternative to a crew neck for your holiday wear.
Will this V-neck tee be comfortable for a long Thanksgiving dinner?
Yes, the V-Neck is designed for comfort with a relaxed fit, making it a great choice for enjoying a full Thanksgiving meal. The neckline adds a touch of ease and style.
How does the retro smiley flower design appear on the V-Neck?
The groovy smiley face flowers and the 'thicker thighs & pumpkin pies' text are printed vibrantly on the V-Neck, creating a fun and eye-catching design that's perfect for fall festivities.
Is this V-neck a good option for someone who prefers a less boxy fit?
The V-Neck tee generally offers a more streamlined fit than a standard unisex tee, providing a comfortable yet slightly more tailored look for those who prefer it.
Can I wear this V-neck to a Friendsgiving gathering?
This V-Neck is perfect for Friendsgiving! The humorous 'thicker thighs & pumpkin pies' message combined with the retro design elements makes it a fun and conversation-starting piece for casual get-togethers.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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